Miscommunications

I went to 7-Eleven on Sunday to grab a sandwich. I was going up to the counter and the Chinese clerk said, "you get chip." I asked "is it free though?" The China man tells me, "no Frito or Doritos. 7-Eleven chip ok." I didn't think he understood what I saying, so I asked him again, "is it free though?" He goes "no Frito." He pauses and goes "yeah, free." You get a free pack of 7-Eleven chips every sandwich purchase.

My lesbian friend bought me a Rolex for Christmas. I guess she misunderstood me when I said I wanted to watch. (Not a true story, but I wish.)

Some words just sound a like, so you assume you heard something else. My boy, Evon is good at this.